Let’s imagine. Your father is about to go to his 20th high school reunion. He missed his 10th year reunion because Saddleback had a “FREE GOLF DAY” promotion (keep imagining). Ten years later he is ready to go to his 20th reunion because 3 feet of snow has just fallen at his favorite golf course. As he gets ready to buy his plane ticket, he remembers he is bald. “My old pals will all laugh at me,” Papa thinks. Being the mind reading human that you are, you decide it’s time to put things in your own hands and email an experienced specialist.
Dear George,
My father is bald. Sometimes when I go outside with him on a sunny day, the reflection off his head is so bad on my eyes that I usually just ditch him. What can I do? -Stu Paddaso
Stu,
First I will tell you what not to get your father. If you get your father a hat to cover his baldness, he will get very self-conscious and most likely not live to attend his 30th reunion.
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