Hello followers its Brandon, and today we will be going through the twits, turns, and stops of Charles Barkley’s golf swing. Some of you may know about Sir Charles’ swing but if you don’t here is a quick rundown. When Charles was a little boy he made a deal with the sports gods to be one of the greatest basket ball players ever. The only catch was in return he would have to suffer a life time of humiliation on the golf course. Now would be a good time to watch the video if you haven’t already.
Warning:
If you suffer from heart disease or are pregnant it is advised that you look away.
Now to be fair I hear that Charles is a nice guy, so I admit that not everyone is good at everything. Clearly after seeing that video you can see Mr. Barkley isn’t good at everything, in fact there are some things he isn’t even competent at. Be that as it may let’s move on to the actual swing.
He starts off with good stance and posture, heck even his back swing looks good. He starts to bring the club down and all hell breaks loose. Mid way down simultaneously his ACL snaps, his femur breaks and he loses control of his bladder. Now he has no choice but to stop mid swing to come up with a new plan of attack. He pauses for around 4 minutes and 43 seconds before mustering up the courage to continue his swing. Charles now nearly halfway done with his golf swing has lost 99.9% of his power and 100% of his self esteem. He finally gets to his target and crushes it 15 feet down range. The crowd erupts (in laughter) and Charles continues to make his second shot, which will hopefully make it past the ladies tees.
Whew… Now that’s over we can look back on what is the most painful two second anyone should have to endure. We can only hope and pray that someone can help Charles with his life long battle with the shanks. If you have any ideas about who this miracle worker could be post it bellow, we would love to hear your ideas.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Ten Reasons To Get Your Kid involved in Golf
By Jazmin Pando
As summer approaches and kids prepare to spend three long months away from school, parents begin to tremble in agony and anxiety. But before you bust out the Xanax, and surrender to the mercy of your little monster reconsider your options. Enrolling your child in a Junior golf club or even just getting them involved with golf activities, will not only benefit your child but also your sanity. Given this, here are ten reasons why to get your kid involved with golf:
1. It will get them moving and off their lazy butts, and considering that one out of every three parents reading this blog have a tubby tot it is not a bad idea. (www.professorshouse.com/health)
2. It will get them out of the house and away from you for a period of time, and just maybe you can relax for a moment or two.
3. They will make new friends.
4. They will acquire a better understanding of the game, but there are no guarantees on acquiring better skills (some kids are just athletically challenged).
5. Your kid may be the next Tiger Woods. Hopefully, without the 11 floozies.
6. You can rub it in your snotty neighbors face when your kid kicks his kids butt.
7. There are many college scholarships available for young golfers. Like the Eisenhower-Evans Scholarship. This means less money out of your wallet.
8. They will have fun, and create funtastic memories!
9. They will probably reduce their drug and alcohol intake.
10. Did I mention they would be out of your hands for at least a couple hours?
As summer approaches and kids prepare to spend three long months away from school, parents begin to tremble in agony and anxiety. But before you bust out the Xanax, and surrender to the mercy of your little monster reconsider your options. Enrolling your child in a Junior golf club or even just getting them involved with golf activities, will not only benefit your child but also your sanity. Given this, here are ten reasons why to get your kid involved with golf:
1. It will get them moving and off their lazy butts, and considering that one out of every three parents reading this blog have a tubby tot it is not a bad idea. (www.professorshouse.com/health)
2. It will get them out of the house and away from you for a period of time, and just maybe you can relax for a moment or two.
3. They will make new friends.
4. They will acquire a better understanding of the game, but there are no guarantees on acquiring better skills (some kids are just athletically challenged).
5. Your kid may be the next Tiger Woods. Hopefully, without the 11 floozies.
6. You can rub it in your snotty neighbors face when your kid kicks his kids butt.
7. There are many college scholarships available for young golfers. Like the Eisenhower-Evans Scholarship. This means less money out of your wallet.
8. They will have fun, and create funtastic memories!
9. They will probably reduce their drug and alcohol intake.
10. Did I mention they would be out of your hands for at least a couple hours?
Friday, February 18, 2011
Fore! … Hawks! Bald Eagles and Barn Owns at the Denver Golf Expo?
By Robbie Wallace
Welcome to Saddleback Golf Club’s new blog. Our team of four University of Colorado undergrads will bring you satirical, witty and momentous golf news. We plan on bringing the Saddleback clubhouse mystique to your desktop. Plan on laughing and scratching your head as we joke our way through the golf season.
SaddleBloggers: The Strokes
Robbie Wallace - Finance - Junior "They call me Elvis"
George Atabaev - International Affairs - Junior "I'm the Mad Russian"
Jazmin Pando - Economics - Senior "The Terminator"
Brandon Potthoff - Finance - Junior "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
Our first blog post comes to you after our weekend at the 2011 Denver Golf Expo. The three day long expo, running February 11th through the 13th, hit its entertainment climax Saturday as golf clubs and raptors soared over the heads of the thousands of golf enthusiasts at the Denver Merchandise Mart. Last year's expo featured 120 exhibitors, this year at least 145 exhibitors signed up.
The events(slightly embellished events) began around 11:00am, when an unnamed golfer stepped up to take his shot at a hole in one at Saddleback Golf Club’s booth. Golfers waited up to fifteen minuets, all day to take their shot at the hole in one. The anonymous golfer chose to use a five iron on the virtual 185-yard island par three, designed by golf-savant Robbie Finley. Upon taking his swing the golfer lost grip of his club, and sent the five iron helicoptering towards a crowd of unsuspecting, expecting mothers.
The group of women were in line at Brian Richmond “From Due Dates to Tee Times: Kegel Exercises the key to success in golf and childbirth”, book signing. Eyewitnesses say they held their collective breath as the club seemed to hover in mid air as a miracle occurred before their eyes.
A rescued Bald Eagle from the Hawk Quest (non-profit wildlife education foundation, hawkquest.org) booth flew off of its perch, and plucked the five iron out of the air. The stunned crowed applauded raucously as the eagle glided down to its handlers with the club in its talons.
Unharmed the author also Saddleback’s new golf pro, Brian Richmond, gave away copies of his book to the unscathed fans. Following the harrowing events, spectators from all over the 30,000 sqr.ft. facility made their way to the Hawk Quest and Saddleback booths, to meet the heroic eagle and take a shot at a hole in one.
Golfers seeking to hit the hole in one were reminded to hold on tight to their club. Next year’s Denver Golf Expo has a lot to live up to.
- Be patriotic and support heroic birds of prey at Hawkquest.org
To learn more about the all golf weekend check out the Denver Post’s uninspiring review of the 2011 Denver Golf Expo visit “Something for everyone at Denver Golf Expo” by Tom Kensler The Denver Post Something for everyone at Denver Golf Expo - The Denver Post http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_14386334#ixzz1DueS3Rrk
Eagles are much more resilient
Welcome to Saddleback Golf Club’s new blog. Our team of four University of Colorado undergrads will bring you satirical, witty and momentous golf news. We plan on bringing the Saddleback clubhouse mystique to your desktop. Plan on laughing and scratching your head as we joke our way through the golf season.
SaddleBloggers: The Strokes
Robbie Wallace - Finance - Junior "They call me Elvis"
George Atabaev - International Affairs - Junior "I'm the Mad Russian"
Jazmin Pando - Economics - Senior "The Terminator"
Brandon Potthoff - Finance - Junior "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
Our first blog post comes to you after our weekend at the 2011 Denver Golf Expo. The three day long expo, running February 11th through the 13th, hit its entertainment climax Saturday as golf clubs and raptors soared over the heads of the thousands of golf enthusiasts at the Denver Merchandise Mart. Last year's expo featured 120 exhibitors, this year at least 145 exhibitors signed up.
The events(slightly embellished events) began around 11:00am, when an unnamed golfer stepped up to take his shot at a hole in one at Saddleback Golf Club’s booth. Golfers waited up to fifteen minuets, all day to take their shot at the hole in one. The anonymous golfer chose to use a five iron on the virtual 185-yard island par three, designed by golf-savant Robbie Finley. Upon taking his swing the golfer lost grip of his club, and sent the five iron helicoptering towards a crowd of unsuspecting, expecting mothers.
The group of women were in line at Brian Richmond “From Due Dates to Tee Times: Kegel Exercises the key to success in golf and childbirth”, book signing. Eyewitnesses say they held their collective breath as the club seemed to hover in mid air as a miracle occurred before their eyes.
A rescued Bald Eagle from the Hawk Quest (non-profit wildlife education foundation, hawkquest.org) booth flew off of its perch, and plucked the five iron out of the air. The stunned crowed applauded raucously as the eagle glided down to its handlers with the club in its talons.
Unharmed the author also Saddleback’s new golf pro, Brian Richmond, gave away copies of his book to the unscathed fans. Following the harrowing events, spectators from all over the 30,000 sqr.ft. facility made their way to the Hawk Quest and Saddleback booths, to meet the heroic eagle and take a shot at a hole in one.
Golfers seeking to hit the hole in one were reminded to hold on tight to their club. Next year’s Denver Golf Expo has a lot to live up to.
- Be patriotic and support heroic birds of prey at Hawkquest.org
To learn more about the all golf weekend check out the Denver Post’s uninspiring review of the 2011 Denver Golf Expo visit “Something for everyone at Denver Golf Expo” by Tom Kensler The Denver Post Something for everyone at Denver Golf Expo - The Denver Post http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_14386334#ixzz1DueS3Rrk
Eagles are much more resilient
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