Sexiest of the LPGA

By Brandon Potthoff

Hello followers it Brandon, and since in our last post we had the hottest male golfers we are going to make all of the guys happy and do the hottest female golfers.


5 Erica Blasberg:

Blasberg modeled for Puma and was an average golfer even by LPGA standards. But judging by this picture it is safe to say that she has been spending more time practicing painful exotic looking poses than on the range.





4 Paula Creamer:

Creamer also plays on the LPGA tour. She is the only golfer on this list who has a picture of her golfing. This is because she is the only one on this list who actually wins on the LPGA Tour (she has 9). So no jokes here only props to Creamer who is hot and talented.






3 Michelle Wie:

First off yes that is Michelle Wie on a hornless unicorn, or I guess as some people like to call them horses. Wie started playing pro golf at the age of 16, and has sucked ever since. Like most other female golfers on this list she was able to turn her LPGA stardom into a modeling contract.


2 Anna Rawson

Rawson started at USC before turning to the LPGA. I don’t know why that matters I just wanted to say something new before I repeat myself for the third time, but here we go. Rawson has not won on tour, but turned her LPGA fame into a …. wait for it…. that’s right a modeling contract.








1 Natalie Gulbis

Now for the queen of the insanely stupid photo shoot poses Natalie Gulbis. Gulbis has been the sex symbol of the LPGA since she joined. She has also won a few tournaments which I think should land her at number one.


Well those are the hottest female golfers. Head down to Saddleback and see if you can find someone you think should be on the list.

Spring Break

By The Strokes

We are off on Spring Break!!!!!!! We will let you know of our adventures in a week.

GO BUFFS!!! We hope you keep winning in the N.I.T.



This was too funny to pass up.

Lá Fhéile Pádraig: St. Patricks Day

By Robbie Wallace

This week we have the honor of celebrating St. Patrick’s Day. At the University of Colorado we take this holiday just as seriously as they do at Saddleback Golf Club: A beer in one hand a golf club in the other and a belly full of classic corned beef and cabbage.

Saddleback’s Connection with St. Patrick’s Day

Saddleback is home to a small leprechaun community. Forty to fifty Leprechauns ranging from two to 9849 years old have called Saddleback home since 2005. They relocated from Houston, TX after the Lucky Charms Famine of 2004. If you play this Thursday you might find yourself chasing a little green man instead of that little white ball.

Leprechaun Encounters

Ever lose a golf ball that you hit right down the middle of the fairway on the 18th hole? LEPRECHAUN! Ever had a full beer at the beginning of a hole and it’s empty before you finish? LEPRECHAUN!

"Saddleback’s leprechauns enjoy St. Patrick’s Day like my dog like peanut butter. A LOT! Last year while playing a round at Saddleback on St. Patty’s my roommate ,Tom Collin’s, had his shorts pulled down mysteriously during his back swing."

- James Walker Daniels Kahlúa – 7 Handicap

Check out Saddlebackgolf.com for special St. Patrick’s Day offers.

The PGA's Sexiest

By Jazmin Pando


Let’s face it, golf is not really known for having the most handsome of players. But beauty is within the eye of the beholder, and it can be found even in the most unexpected places. So don’t be afraid to turn on the TV and gawk at golf’s sexiest men, to give you an idea of the kind of potential we are working with here, here are my favorite picks:

Arnold Palmer

Just like my drinks (half lemonade, half ice tea) I like my men half wrinkle, half balding. This 1960 recipient of the Hickok Athlete of the Year and Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year awards is one tall drink of water.





Chi Chi Rodriguez

This Puerto Rican, eight time winner of the PGA tour, is not left behind just look at that smile and seductive look.



Jack Nicklaus

Wowzers! Yummy yummy in the tummy! No further comment.




Jim Furyk

This PGA tour player of the year 2010 has more to brag about than his astounding form, just look at those tree trunk legs!



And finally, Phil Michelson

What’s not to about love chubby cheeks, dimples and a goofy smile? And this is not a rhetorical question.



Honorable Mention


Saddle back’s own Pro Brian Richmond

The youngest of the bunch… He lost point because of the facial hair

So ladies, if you find yourself yearning for a sexy, hunky, golfer, visit your local golf course Saddleback Golf Club, and you’re bound to find one, or two, or three.






Sources
http://sandhillsonline.com/plantation/palmer.htm
http://golf.about.com/od/golfersmen/p/jim_furyk.htm http://www.chichigroup.com/chichi_rodriguez.htm

Saddleback Cart Path Patrol: Golf Cart Safety

By Robbie Wallace

How NOT to Drive at Saddleback




As Spring nears more and more golfers are flocking to Saddleback to enjoy playing golf with the Rocky Mountains in the background. We want to take this opportunity to educate our readers about golf cart safety before they head to the links themselves. The most amazing piece of golf cart safety evidence that I bring to you today is a statistic from the TheStupidGolfer Stats Co. : 99.1420% of videos uploaded to YouTube featuring golf cart accidents contain the “idiot” or “drunk” in the title. Another vital “Internet” statistic is that 82.785% of golf cart accident victims were either looking at the beverage cart girl. 71.059% had consumed three or more alcoholic beverages, and 53.194% scored triple bogey or higher on the previous hole. Keeping these statistics in mind watch the following examples of what not to do with the golf carts at Saddleback. However, if you do encounter a problem, Outside Services Manager, Jeff Schust has oiled and lubed countless golf carts.

There are two safety rules we would like you to keep in mind when golfing at Saddleback.

1. When nearing your golf ball do NOT break abruptly!




2. When approaching water hazards, hit the brakes not the gas!

Holiday Cheers and Jeers

By George Atabaev

Mixing Prescription Drugs and Alcohol? Bad Idea!

Now that’s not so bad is it? Today we’re going to look at upcoming Major Holidays, Festivals & Observances. A little spirit of golf will be associated with each holiday. Let’s recap the importance of today’s post:

• Mission: Recognize known days while incorporating appropriate golf humor.
• Purpose: Ensure these ‘significant’ days aren’t full of total suck-ness.

April Fool’s Day Sucks
I have never understood this “holiday”. As a matter of fact, I hate this holiday; I always have, always will. Every year a bunch of idiots run around and play unfunny pranks on people. Even supposedly educated people like my freshmen year teacher decide to participate in this stupid day. “Pop-quiz!!!!” That doesn’t even make sense there wasn’t any homework. “There’s something in your hair!!” If for even a split-second I believed that to be true, I would probably feel it, idiot. How is this scam of a holiday even recognized on 99% of calendars? The name of it fits perfectly. The people who participate are fools.

Did you know.....?
No Holiday is important enough for Saddleback to prevent our customers from enjoying our beautiful facility!

Don’t believe us? Just ask the members who were lucky enough to play rounds of golf with Santa this past Christmas.




Countdown to Cinco de Mayo: 61 Days
If you are saying to yourself, “I hate this day”, then you should probably log off the Internet right now and go join a covenant ASAFP. As humans, we are always looking to have a good time. A lot of people think that Cinco de Mayo is the equivalence of Independence Day for the United States. As a matter of fact, Mexican Independence Day is September 16th. So why is it that this relatively unimportant Mexican holiday is so widely celebrated in the United States? The answer can be found in a 12oz bottle of gold:

This year at Saddleback we are dedicated to your continuance of having a great time on this wonderful day. What other excuse do you need in order to invite a bunch of friends and family over for a party that would surely involve more delicious plates of food than the number of days in May? That’s 31 plates of food for you people reading who unfortunately didn’t hear “FORE” yelled on the golf course one time or another.

We would like to introduce an event for golfers that don’t have family and friends to be with on Cinco de Mayo, but enthusiasts that would still surely love to celebrate the Mexican in them.



The Corona Cup will be held May 5th at the Saddleback golf course. We will limit this event to only 5 people in order to minimize the number of possible deaths. The event will run all 18 holes. Rules are simple: You are not allowed to move onto the next hole until you finish one 12oz Corona. Happy Cinco de Mayo!