Mixing Prescription Drugs and Alcohol? Bad Idea!
Now that’s not so bad is it? Today we’re going to look at upcoming Major Holidays, Festivals & Observances. A little spirit of golf will be associated with each holiday. Let’s recap the importance of today’s post:
• Mission: Recognize known days while incorporating appropriate golf humor.
• Purpose: Ensure these ‘significant’ days aren’t full of total suck-ness.
April Fool’s Day Sucks
I have never understood this “holiday”. As a matter of fact, I hate this holiday; I always have, always will. Every year a bunch of idiots run around and play unfunny pranks on people. Even supposedly educated people like my freshmen year teacher decide to participate in this stupid day. “Pop-quiz!!!!” That doesn’t even make sense there wasn’t any homework. “There’s something in your hair!!” If for even a split-second I believed that to be true, I would probably feel it, idiot. How is this scam of a holiday even recognized on 99% of calendars? The name of it fits perfectly. The people who participate are fools.
Did you know.....?
No Holiday is important enough for Saddleback to prevent our customers from enjoying our beautiful facility!
Don’t believe us? Just ask the members who were lucky enough to play rounds of golf with Santa this past Christmas.
Countdown to Cinco de Mayo: 61 Days
If you are saying to yourself, “I hate this day”, then you should probably log off the Internet right now and go join a covenant ASAFP. As humans, we are always looking to have a good time. A lot of people think that Cinco de Mayo is the equivalence of Independence Day for the United States. As a matter of fact, Mexican Independence Day is September 16th. So why is it that this relatively unimportant Mexican holiday is so widely celebrated in the United States? The answer can be found in a 12oz bottle of gold:
This year at Saddleback we are dedicated to your continuance of having a great time on this wonderful day. What other excuse do you need in order to invite a bunch of friends and family over for a party that would surely involve more delicious plates of food than the number of days in May? That’s 31 plates of food for you people reading who unfortunately didn’t hear “FORE” yelled on the golf course one time or another.
We would like to introduce an event for golfers that don’t have family and friends to be with on Cinco de Mayo, but enthusiasts that would still surely love to celebrate the Mexican in them.
The Corona Cup will be held May 5th at the Saddleback golf course. We will limit this event to only 5 people in order to minimize the number of possible deaths. The event will run all 18 holes. Rules are simple: You are not allowed to move onto the next hole until you finish one 12oz Corona. Happy Cinco de Mayo!
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