Auburn did NOT pay Charles Barkley to play college golf

Hello followers its Brandon, and today we will be going through the twits, turns, and stops of Charles Barkley’s golf swing. Some of you may know about Sir Charles’ swing but if you don’t here is a quick rundown. When Charles was a little boy he made a deal with the sports gods to be one of the greatest basket ball players ever. The only catch was in return he would have to suffer a life time of humiliation on the golf course. Now would be a good time to watch the video if you haven’t already.
Warning:
If you suffer from heart disease or are pregnant it is advised that you look away.
Now to be fair I hear that Charles is a nice guy, so I admit that not everyone is good at everything. Clearly after seeing that video you can see Mr. Barkley isn’t good at everything, in fact there are some things he isn’t even competent at. Be that as it may let’s move on to the actual swing.
He starts off with good stance and posture, heck even his back swing looks good. He starts to bring the club down and all hell breaks loose. Mid way down simultaneously his ACL snaps, his femur breaks and he loses control of his bladder. Now he has no choice but to stop mid swing to come up with a new plan of attack. He pauses for around 4 minutes and 43 seconds before mustering up the courage to continue his swing. Charles now nearly halfway done with his golf swing has lost 99.9% of his power and 100% of his self esteem. He finally gets to his target and crushes it 15 feet down range. The crowd erupts (in laughter) and Charles continues to make his second shot, which will hopefully make it past the ladies tees.
Whew… Now that’s over we can look back on what is the most painful two second anyone should have to endure. We can only hope and pray that someone can help Charles with his life long battle with the shanks. If you have any ideas about who this miracle worker could be post it bellow, we would love to hear your ideas.